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September 2006

• lost? confused?
  
• sniffle
  
• the twobies, thus far
  
• room for unexceptional stories, too
  
• adding to the ranks of servantless american cooks
  

August 2006

• "my mother was a terrible cook!"
  
• a sunday kind of love
  
• objects large and looming
  
• love me, love me, say that you love me
  
• downright downeast charmed
  
• mountains, molehills
  
• forgive me, but it's been four weeks since I talked about babies
  
• in which martha hurts my feelings
  
• he's ruined me
  

July 2006

• oh cookie cookie cookie, starts with c
  
• disentangling, a lopsided how-to
  
• paradise city
  
• somebody needs a hug!
  
• the great bake
  
• the 10.5-month itch kvetch
  
• foolish notions
  
• seal breakers
  

June 2006

• because every bad boy has his soft side
  
• moving one's cheese
  
• not a single thing you ever wanted to know
  
• i carried a watermelon
  
• best bakes
  
• carnies
  
• small hands, smell like cabbage
  
• so far, 30 hurts a lot
  
• nonexistent learning curve, reaffirmed
  
• this again
  

May 2006

• the intolerable cliché that is the third decade
  
• what's cooking, good looking
  
• wonder of wonder, miracle of miracles
  
• i don't know what you heard about me
  
• things that happen while your dough is rising
  
• putting the drama queens to sleep
  
• hotlanta
  
• the unfortunate extension of persnicketiness
  
• corporate cogs and dreaded sunny days
  
• isn’t this what’s called romance
  

April 2006

• old beach towns and angry monkeys
  
• building a makeshift alex
  
• hang up and run to me
  
• i'm a dancin' man and i just can't lose.
  
• how the other half sweats
  
• six for six-thirty
  
• if i get by, it's mine
  
• caught a light sneeze
  
• sustenance
  
• sprung at last
  

March 2006

• copy-bratty
  
• it's hard out here for a blogga
  
• paris detox
  
• paris in forty hours, four thousand words
  
• purposeful aimlessness
  
• this says pulp; i like some pulp
  
• in which i show the internet my drawers
  
• when the world is cold, i will feel a glow
  
• notes from this side of the convex glass
  
• haphazard halfaversary
  

February 2006

• burn down the disco
  
• i'm going to need a new place to sleep after this one
  
• eight winos, two tarts, and a walmart
  
• destiny and other bobble-headishness
  
• blizzy with it*
  
• tiny violins
  
• stroller hands and my sell-out fallopian tubes
  
• you’re not the boss of me
  

January 2006

• <snap>: six months of bound-for-life babble
  
• la fin du marasme
  
• 49
  
• shoe shopping with scientologists
  
• slopeful dreaming
  
• brought to you by the letter P
  
• crosstown but mostly inbetween
  
• no really, lick my floors
  
• call vs. answer
  
• all you've ever wanted
  

December 2005

• best slivers and bits: 2005
  
• for the rest of us
  
• now, onto festivus...
  
• the seltzer bicker clapper approach to marital harmony
  
• ten verbose items to compensate for half as many eerily quiet days
  
• pitter patter
  
• ten things i’m not savvy enough to round into a coherent essay
  
• smitten goes to a hip party
  
• this new york/ that new york
  
• sapped
  
• things I just can’t stop myself from saying
  
• JFK/CDG
  

November 2005

• it’s like i don’t know you at all
  
• the bride and groom are freaked the f*ck out
  
• the giblets and gizzard go round and round
  
• the state of the triumvirate
  
• how our friends talk about us
  
• i did it again
  
• metal plates against hard floors
  
• dreams of the pipe variety
  
• mounting evidence that, well, i’m just not very bright
  
• why do i do these things to myself?
  
• lullaby
  
• hey shorty
  
• because why would you wear yourself out having authentic experiences if you could just purchase them?
  
• a weekend of tastebud tattoos
  
• because nothing says love like a set of very sharp knives
  
• wedding outtakes: claustrophobia, rain, and cell phones
  
• two: years, months, fools
  

October 2005

• forty-four hours in pittsburgh
  
• the unstoppable, stopped and other unnecessary melodrama
  
• all weekend, alex tried to teach me how to roll my R’s.
  
• something fierce
  
• instances in the past week that have caused my husband to refer to me as a “curmudgeon”
  
• getting what you want from your husband, the fumbling mastery of
  
• Kohept Inept
  
• The Spring
  
• martians-in-law
  
• these are the things that please me
  
• Long story short: I’m cranky. I vent.*
  
• NyQuil Makes Me Feel All Kumbaya
  
• east river walk
  
• bedside blogging
  
• sadly, for the teddy bears at least, i wasn't kidding.
  

September 2005

• but i’m a creep, i’m a weirdo.
  
• happily ever after: a one month review
  
• bender
  
• a month-aversary dinner party
  
• the space between
  
• Dear Recently Married Women Who Write 100% of the Wedding Gift Thank You Notes,
  
• all tomorrow's parties
  
• taking it
  
• dropping the h-bomb
  
• relocation
  
• relocation
  
• as you wish
  
• as you wish
  
• acapulco, dusk
  
• acapulco, dusk
  
• acapulco, silence
  
• acapulco, silence
  
• acapulco, details
  
• acapulco, details
  

August 2005

• there is nothing for me but to love you
  
• there is nothing for me but to love you
  
• 4 days to go: the butterflies have turned to bats
  
• 4 days to go: the butterflies have turned to bats
  
• 6 days to go: aaaaah!
  
• 6 days to go: aaaaah!
  
• 9 days to go: it always comes down to this
  
• 9 days to go: it always comes down to this
  
• gratification
  
• gratification
  
• impatience
  
• impatience
  
• anticipation
  
• anticipation
  
• on the prowl: an abbreviated list of rules broken at my bachelorette party
  
• on the prowl: an abbreviated list of rules broken at my bachelorette party
  
• evening three without booze
  
• evening three without booze
  
• bender, interrupted.
  
• bender, interrupted.
  
• Conversations in the past month that have led me to say to my fiancé: I don’t know why my parents have to spend so much money on this party when we are clearly, already married.
  
• Conversations in the past month that have led me to say to my fiancé: I don’t know why my parents have to spend so much money on this party when we are clearly, already married.
  
• the hora made me cry
  
• the hora made me cry
  
• 22 days to go: how to make a bridezilla
  
• 22 days to go: how to make a bridezilla
  
• image resuscitation
  
• image resuscitation
  
• 25 days to go: acknowledging our cultural heritage
  
• 25 days to go: acknowledging our cultural heritage
  
• woman after my own groovy and clueless heart
  
• woman after my own groovy and clueless heart
  

July 2005

• 31 days to go: veiled fury
  
• 31 days to go: veiled fury
  
• miscellany of the utmost miscellaneous variety
  
• miscellany of the utmost miscellaneous variety
  
• 33 days to go: arrythmically inclined
  
• 33 days to go: arrythmically inclined
  
• 34 days to go: the 3:30 PM shift bride
  
• 34 days to go: the 3:30 PM shift bride
  
• Ma, my artichoke, he broke it!
  
• Ma, my artichoke, he broke it!
  
• 39 days to go: taffeta tyranny
  
• 39 days to go: taffeta tyranny
  
• 42 days to go: I am a loathsome individual
  
• 42 days to go: I am a loathsome individual
  
• bits and rotators
  
• bits and rotators
  
• 45 days to go: Obsessive habits of late
  
• 45 days to go: Obsessive habits of late
  
• gotham
  
• gotham
  
• 'till crazy do us part
  
• 'till crazy do us part
  
• I heart Brighton Beach
  
• I heart Brighton Beach
  
• So, I think I’m turning into a grumpy old man. And it’s all American Apparel’s fault.
  
• So, I think I’m turning into a grumpy old man. And it’s all American Apparel’s fault.
  
• 52 days to go: consider the panicking commenced
  
• 52 days to go: consider the panicking commenced
  
• my country 'tis of thee four frigging day weekend!
  
• my country 'tis of thee four frigging day weekend!
  
• peach humble pie
  
• peach humble pie
  

June 2005

• for a second there, i almost believed it
  
• for a second there, i almost believed it
  
• two conversations my fiancé and I have had today that nobody really wanted to know about
  
• two conversations my fiancé and I have had today that nobody really wanted to know about
  
• words I constantly misspell
  
• words I constantly misspell
  
• Lately, I’ve been trying to cook without numbers.
  
• Lately, I’ve been trying to cook without numbers.
  
• Dear Alcohol,
  
• Dear Alcohol,
  
• where i done been at
  
• where i done been at
  
• well, at least they didn't make me wear a wrapping paper hat...
  
• well, at least they didn't make me wear a wrapping paper hat...
  
• praying for time
  
• praying for time
  
• burst
  
• burst
  
• no, you oughta know
  
• no, you oughta know
  
• One last birthday story…
  
• One last birthday story…
  
• birthday, redux
  
• birthday, redux
  
• gonna sip bacardi like it's my...
  
• gonna sip bacardi like it's my...
  
• costume failure
  
• costume failure
  
• fried spaghetti
  
• fried spaghetti
  
• a very long post about copyrights
  
• a very long post about copyrights
  
• more practical than good intentions
  
• more practical than good intentions
  
• Later on, I’m going to deny I ever wrote this and I expect you to go along with me.
  
• Later on, I’m going to deny I ever wrote this and I expect you to go along with me.
  

May 2005

• n'oleans
  
• n'oleans
  
• presence
  
• presence
  
• I just navel-gazed so obsessively, I saw clear through to my chair.
  
• I just navel-gazed so obsessively, I saw clear through to my chair.
  
• velvet
  
• velvet
  
• one down, one to go
  
• one down, one to go
  
• slow sick sucky part of me
  
• slow sick sucky part of me
  
• brat
  
• brat
  
• aching around the eyes
  
• aching around the eyes
  
• yesterday, it was my turn to be crazy.
  
• yesterday, it was my turn to be crazy.
  
• ashes and show
  
• ashes and show
  
• missed connections
  
• missed connections
  
• ingrate
  
• ingrate
  
• my first boyfriend wasn't much to speak of.
  
• my first boyfriend wasn't much to speak of.
  
• polvorones
  
• polvorones
  
• i'll let you title this one
  
• i'll let you title this one
  
• bested
  
• bested
  
• a bone to pick.
  
• a bone to pick.
  
• you ain't seen nothing yet
  
• you ain't seen nothing yet
  
• sic
  
• sic
  

April 2005

• exits
  
• exits
  
• spamkeeping
  
• spamkeeping
  
• answers to questions 12-28, and p.s. this was really fun let’s do it again sometime
  
• answers to questions 12-28, and p.s. this was really fun let’s do it again sometime
  
• all your questions answered, or at least the first eleven...
  
• all your questions answered, or at least the first eleven...
  
• your turn
  
• your turn
  
• rebel yell, photos by alex
  
• rebel yell, photos by alex
  
• a story it would be flat-out cruel to not share with you
  
• a story it would be flat-out cruel to not share with you
  
• and at night the stars they put on a show for free
  
• and at night the stars they put on a show for free
  
• gouranga!
  
• gouranga!
  
• frosted flake
  
• frosted flake
  
• unapologetically, some pictures to hold you over until i get this really funny story down...
  
• unapologetically, some pictures to hold you over until i get this really funny story down...
  
• I can’t conceal it, don’t you see, can’t you feel it?
  
• I can’t conceal it, don’t you see, can’t you feel it?
  
• unparalleled glee
  
• unparalleled glee
  
• gats blast
  
• gats blast
  
• blue blue brooklyn
  
• blue blue brooklyn
  
• crack
  
• crack
  
• byline
  
• byline
  
• I don’t read GQ.
  
• I don’t read GQ.
  
• post-op
  
• post-op
  

March 2005

• the new linguistics
  
• the new linguistics
  
• the reticent bride
  
• the reticent bride
  
• ohm-my-god-this-is-going-to-hurt-tomorrow
  
• ohm-my-god-this-is-going-to-hurt-tomorrow
  
• donna reed
  
• donna reed
  
• cringe
  
• cringe
  
• the difference
  
• the difference
  
• re: those who have let me know that their donations were rejected
  
• re: those who have let me know that their donations were rejected
  
• dear hero imprisoned
  
• dear hero imprisoned
  
• mind, blown.
  
• mind, blown.
  
• help
  
• help
  
• on the way home, i took some pictures
  
• on the way home, i took some pictures
  
• hideous, but to be pitied and loved.
  
• hideous, but to be pitied and loved.
  
• think i'm obsessed much?
  
• think i'm obsessed much?
  
• how to make your girlfriend think your arial is HOTT, or Geek Love, Take 56
  
• how to make your girlfriend think your arial is HOTT, or Geek Love, Take 56
  
• dear bloomingdales,
  
• dear bloomingdales,
  
• ducking
  
• ducking
  
• in which we moon the honey
  
• in which we moon the honey
  
• berlin wall
  
• berlin wall
  

February 2005

• monochrome
  
• monochrome
  
• reason number three hundred and forty two that i am a complete tool
  
• reason number three hundred and forty two that i am a complete tool
  
• the kicker
  
• the kicker
  
• meet, The Beast™
  
• meet, The Beast™
  
• ooh, it's a mess alright... *
  
• ooh, it's a mess alright... *
  
• but first
  
• but first
  
• SantaDad on her absence .....
  
• SantaDad on her absence .....
  
• really not about cufflinks or babies
  
• really not about cufflinks or babies
  
• a brief homage to apartment 5F from the tards that love it
  
• a brief homage to apartment 5F from the tards that love it
  
• a rental saga only new york city could create
  
• a rental saga only new york city could create
  
• so, this is the thing about alex.
  
• so, this is the thing about alex.
  
• that good
  
• that good
  
• my rabbi can totally kick your rabbi's butt
  
• my rabbi can totally kick your rabbi's butt
  
• meet our new digs.
  
• meet our new digs.
  
• hey, did you know that the day after you quit your job, people just STOP asking you to do work? i can't recommend it enough.
  
• hey, did you know that the day after you quit your job, people just STOP asking you to do work? i can't recommend it enough.
  
• the best contest, EVER.
  
• the best contest, EVER.
  
• skylight
  
• skylight
  
• mama needs a drink
  
• mama needs a drink
  
• syracuse
  
• syracuse
  

January 2005

• re: saturday night dinner parties with ayn rand as a conversation topic
  
• re: saturday night dinner parties with ayn rand as a conversation topic
  
• because who wouldn’t want cappuccino, poached eggs, and a little surveillance with brunch?
  
• because who wouldn’t want cappuccino, poached eggs, and a little surveillance with brunch?
  
• i am unstoppable.
  
• i am unstoppable.
  
• bands, balance, and bourbon
  
• bands, balance, and bourbon
  
• one of these conversations we really ought to just keep to ourselves, but never do
  
• one of these conversations we really ought to just keep to ourselves, but never do
  
• sting
  
• sting
  
• tompkins square park, somewhere between the first and third mug of baileys hot cocoa
  
• tompkins square park, somewhere between the first and third mug of baileys hot cocoa
  
• bacon and freedom, as defined by (what else) cupcakes
  
• bacon and freedom, as defined by (what else) cupcakes
  
• some shimmer for your nose and eyelashes
  
• some shimmer for your nose and eyelashes
  
• how i became the crazy closet wino lady lint-rolling the curtains in 5F
  
• how i became the crazy closet wino lady lint-rolling the curtains in 5F
  
• bunny, redux
  
• bunny, redux
  
• bunny
  
• bunny
  
• fusspot
  
• fusspot
  
• showing off
  
• showing off
  
• dear hacking maniac who wrecked havoc upon my gums this morning,
  
• dear hacking maniac who wrecked havoc upon my gums this morning,
  
• you know, today didn't start out so frozen and ick...
  
• you know, today didn't start out so frozen and ick...
  
• the nightmare before vegas
  
• the nightmare before vegas
  
• because you should always marry the man who best helps you manage your symptoms
  
• because you should always marry the man who best helps you manage your symptoms
  
• 7:25 am
  
• 7:25 am
  
• catching the thirties
  
• catching the thirties
  
• i got a camera phone!
  
• i got a camera phone!
  
• airtrain
  
• airtrain
  
• just plum psyched
  
• just plum psyched
  

December 2004

• slivers: my favorite bits of 2004
  
• slivers: my favorite bits of 2004
  
• sweetness, sweetness i was only joking...
  
• sweetness, sweetness i was only joking...
  
• i just wanted to get my fiancé a present.
  
• i just wanted to get my fiancé a present.
  
• confession
  
• confession
  
• ascent: paris gallery le fin
  
• ascent: paris gallery le fin
  
• 
  
• 
  
• how to hook a live one
  
• how to hook a live one
  
• musee: paris gallery five
  
• musee: paris gallery five
  
• the tards from 5F* get engaged
  
• the tards from 5F* get engaged
  
• auditioned but rejected titles for a “we got engaged!” post:
  
• auditioned but rejected titles for a “we got engaged!” post:
  
• engagement: paris gallery four
  
• engagement: paris gallery four
  
• teeming with smite
  
• teeming with smite
  
• twilight: paris gallery three
  
• twilight: paris gallery three
  
• seine: paris gallery two
  
• seine: paris gallery two
  
• washout: paris gallery one
  
• washout: paris gallery one
  
• laughing at the sky
  
• laughing at the sky
  
• east river anxiety
  
• east river anxiety
  
• had i a nubbin category, this would be filed under it
  
• had i a nubbin category, this would be filed under it
  
• punica granatum
  
• punica granatum
  
• the probable reason that when i woke up this afternoon, the television was cloaked in bullet-proof glass.
  
• the probable reason that when i woke up this afternoon, the television was cloaked in bullet-proof glass.
  
• (today’s episode is brought to you by dayquil and bag of snotty tissues)
  
• (today’s episode is brought to you by dayquil and bag of snotty tissues)
  
• what it looks like from the cab, spinning home
  
• what it looks like from the cab, spinning home
  
• things i will say to the next person who has the bad form to ask me if alex and i are getting engaged:
  
• things i will say to the next person who has the bad form to ask me if alex and i are getting engaged:
  
• now with 200% more parental supervision!
  
• now with 200% more parental supervision!
  
• ibid
  
• ibid
  

November 2004

• frisee of failure
  
• frisee of failure
  
• the revival party
  
• the revival party
  
• thankful
  
• thankful
  
• never bite the hand that rubs your turkey's butt for you
  
• never bite the hand that rubs your turkey's butt for you
  
• lattice
  
• lattice
  
• something pretty
  
• something pretty
  
• extinct floppies, unmovable type, and a $1.66 passage to the modern world
  
• extinct floppies, unmovable type, and a $1.66 passage to the modern world
  
• fog
  
• fog
  
• and here i thought it was just you, me, and twelve commenters …
  
• and here i thought it was just you, me, and twelve commenters …
  
• descent
  
• descent
  
• texas in six bulleted lessons
  
• texas in six bulleted lessons
  
• knockin' the sweet boots
  
• knockin' the sweet boots
  
• inertia
  
• inertia
  
• chasms
  
• chasms
  
• welcome
  
• welcome
  
• the berkshires
  
• the berkshires
  

October 2004

• things new and unusual
  
• things new and unusual
  
• the perils of comfort: inebriated snippets from last night’s anniversary dinner
  
• the perils of comfort: inebriated snippets from last night’s anniversary dinner
  
• jew-lo: a mindless conversation about my ass
  
• jew-lo: a mindless conversation about my ass
  
• love like a panic attack
  
• love like a panic attack
  
• there goes the neighborhood, part II
  
• there goes the neighborhood, part II
  
• there goes the neighborhood.
  
• there goes the neighborhood.
  
• bourbon-ed at borders
  
• bourbon-ed at borders
  
• gentle evictions and pipe dreams
  
• gentle evictions and pipe dreams
  
• in which i am nosy, judgemental, and also really, really gross
  
• in which i am nosy, judgemental, and also really, really gross
  
• i promise you, this post is going nowhere.
  
• i promise you, this post is going nowhere.
  
• things i did on poker night
  
• things i did on poker night
  
• further evidence of the nightmare i've become
  
• further evidence of the nightmare i've become
  
• punk-n
  
• punk-n
  
• in which i spit venom
  
• in which i spit venom
  
• taking one for the team
  
• early and middle childhood pictures of tonight's margaritas
  
• early and middle childhood pictures of tonight's margaritas
  
• cohabitation, day 132
  
• cohabitation, day 132
  
• the straw
  
• the straw
  
• cupcake convictions
  
• cupcake convictions
  
• a bitter anecdote with a slightly stripped-off one at the end
  
• a bitter anecdote with a slightly stripped-off one at the end
  

September 2004

• and you shall have no other panties before mine
  
• and you shall have no other panties before mine
  
• cheerio-cluttered floors and torches to bear
  
• cheerio-cluttered floors and torches to bear
  
• sweet sunshine and burning bridges
  
• sweet sunshine and burning bridges
  
• powdery blue bellies
  
• powdery blue bellies
  
• the fauna in your hoo-hoo
  
• the fauna in your hoo-hoo
  
• times in my life someone has exclaimed to me, “i turned around and you were GONE!”
  
• times in my life someone has exclaimed to me, “i turned around and you were GONE!”
  
• but he started it!
  
• but he started it!
  
• “eat! eat!”
  
• “eat! eat!”
  
• the simple
  
• the simple
  
• overwhelmingly delayed reactions
  
• overwhelmingly delayed reactions
  
• Bacon up that sausage boy! But, daddy – my heart hurts!
  
• Bacon up that sausage boy! But, daddy – my heart hurts!
  
• nine-eleven
  
• nine-eleven
  
• gabrielle
  
• gabrielle
  
• little t’s in love.
  
• little t’s in love.
  
• evidence that i don’t write well on-demand
  
• evidence that i don’t write well on-demand
  
• trilogy
  
• trilogy
  
• PANTS
  
• PANTS
  
• carving it up in brooklyn
  
• carving it up in brooklyn
  
• the unbearable yuppiness of being
  
• the unbearable yuppiness of being
  
• cape cod, evening
  
• cape cod, evening
  
• cape cod, daytime
  
• cape cod, daytime
  

August 2004

• the great republican convention flee 2004
  
• the great republican convention flee 2004
  
• full moon. new york harbor. beer.
  
• full moon. new york harbor. beer.
  
• now my heart is full. *
  
• now my heart is full. *
  
• it’s really not getting any better.
  
• it’s really not getting any better.
  
• breaking even. barely.
  
• breaking even. barely.
  
• staten island ferry
  
• staten island ferry
  
• a mass conglomeration of every conversation i have had since yesterday morning
  
• a mass conglomeration of every conversation i have had since yesterday morning
  
• love like yours will surely come my way
  
• love like yours will surely come my way
  
• the things i know
  
• the things i know
  
• i ordered a tall latte and they gave me a grande. it’s not my fault this post is incoherent.
  
• i ordered a tall latte and they gave me a grande. it’s not my fault this post is incoherent.
  
• salad days
  
• salad days
  
• this morning, i completely failed at the whole "functioning adult" thing.
  
• this morning, i completely failed at the whole "functioning adult" thing.
  
• it’s all your fault
  
• it’s all your fault
  
• inscriptions considered but not entirely rejected for alex's birthday card
  
• inscriptions considered but not entirely rejected for alex's birthday card
  
• avenue a farmers market
  
• avenue a farmers market
  
• two feet to the left and fifteen months in the past
  
• two feet to the left and fifteen months in the past
  
• alarming things i have noticed in my 72-hours of trying to turn my waddle back into a strut, as told through weight watchers point values
  
• alarming things i have noticed in my 72-hours of trying to turn my waddle back into a strut, as told through weight watchers point values
  
• [breathe.]
  
• [breathe.]
  

July 2004

• MAKE. OUT. WITH. ME. NOW.
  
• MAKE. OUT. WITH. ME. NOW.
  
• pms in all of it's 270-word glory
  
• pms in all of it's 270-word glory
  
• and now i'm blind.
  
• and now i'm blind.
  
• vindication
  
• vindication
  
• in which my cluelessness causes me agony
  
• in which my cluelessness causes me agony
  
• a sofa saga
  
• a sofa saga
  
• i stuck my tongue in it.
  
• i stuck my tongue in it.
  
• some whine when you really wanted wine
  
• some whine when you really wanted wine
  
• about the mango bits stuck to the ceiling
  
• about the mango bits stuck to the ceiling
  
• the post that will explain everything
  
• the post that will explain everything
  
• forgive me, but it’s been a while since I talked about cupcakes
  
• forgive me, but it’s been a while since I talked about cupcakes
  
• just wait 'til i get you home...
  
• just wait 'til i get you home...
  
• the hardest part
  
• the hardest part
  
• swelter
  
• swelter
  
• the racket and hole country club, brooklyn
  
• the racket and hole country club, brooklyn
  
• skinny days
  
• skinny days
  

June 2004

• nesting
  
• nesting
  
• i just wanted a cookie.
  
• i just wanted a cookie.
  
• pride
  
• pride
  
• in case you were wondering where I get the “cute” from…
  
• in case you were wondering where I get the “cute” from…
  
• why I am getting so very sick of typepad: a rant of biblical proportions.
  
• why I am getting so very sick of typepad: a rant of biblical proportions.
  
• my first photoblog
  
• my first photoblog
  
• homage
  
• homage
  
• why we had sex last night; pot-shots from the LTR front
  
• why we had sex last night; pot-shots from the LTR front
  
• boys are gross.
  
• boys are gross.
  
• TPFTRTWDTSWHYGPRSDOT
  
• TPFTRTWDTSWHYGPRSDOT
  
• what you get for your birthday when your boyfriend knows you all too well
  
• what you get for your birthday when your boyfriend knows you all too well
  
• and then the dish ran away with the spoon…
  
• and then the dish ran away with the spoon…
  
• conversations from the blunt edge of cohabitation
  
• conversations from the blunt edge of cohabitation
  
• hop on the bus, gus
  
• hop on the bus, gus
  
• the boogie-down carnivale
  
• the boogie-down carnivale
  
• really. it hurts me as much as it hurts you.
  
• really. it hurts me as much as it hurts you.
  
• nothing but tangents
  
• nothing but tangents
  

May 2004

• we call it love, but you might just think of it as an inability for others to be around us
  
• we call it love, but you might just think of it as an inability for others to be around us
  
• a shameless act of throwing two sex scenes in at the end to get you to forgive me for the rambling and boring nature of this post
  
• a shameless act of throwing two sex scenes in at the end to get you to forgive me for the rambling and boring nature of this post
  
• the longest bad mood ever
  
• the longest bad mood ever
  
• using (what else?) The Girls to distract you from talk of baked goods
  
• using (what else?) The Girls to distract you from talk of baked goods
  
• bloops and dollops
  
• bloops and dollops
  
• because a cupcake is never just a cupcake…
  
• because a cupcake is never just a cupcake…
  
• cranky-pants
  
• cranky-pants
  
• basically using cupcakes to lure you into reading another angsty job-related post
  
• basically using cupcakes to lure you into reading another angsty job-related post
  
• 241 hours into it
  
• 241 hours into it
  
• the bit parts
  
• the bit parts
  
• table for six
  
• table for six
  
• warning pops about the fairies
  
• warning pops about the fairies
  
• what do blogs taste like?
  
• what do blogs taste like?
  
• unnecessarily kicking liberated women everywhere in the shins
  
• unnecessarily kicking liberated women everywhere in the shins
  
• 52 hours into it
  
• 52 hours into it
  
• smitten: now with sponsorship!
  
• smitten: now with sponsorship!
  
• panic attack of the confessional variety
  
• panic attack of the confessional variety
  

April 2004

• selling out
  
• selling out
  
• my cohabitation dowry
  
• my cohabitation dowry
  
• something grand
  
• something grand
  
• about the knees and boxes
  
• about the knees and boxes
  
• interruption of this otherwise leisurely existence
  
• interruption of this otherwise leisurely existence
  
• flashing grizzly whites
  
• flashing grizzly whites
  
• redefinitions
  
• redefinitions
  
• just when I had started looking out for locusts ...
  
• just when I had started looking out for locusts ...
  
• bad roommates
  
• bad roommates
  
• hold me
  
• hold me
  
• why online dating doesn't work
  
• why online dating doesn't work
  
• the crap and the truths
  
• the crap and the truths
  
• codependence
  
• codependence
  
• poseur
  
• poseur
  
• walk of pain
  
• walk of pain
  

March 2004

• phew
  
• phew
  
• queens-bound, 7:30 AM
  
• queens-bound, 7:30 AM
  
• how to lose an apartment in ten days
  
• how to lose an apartment in ten days
  
• torn
  
• torn
  
• the hard part
  
• the hard part
  
• asap
  
• asap
  
• the drunkies limbo
  
• the drunkies limbo
  
• stop the presses
  
• stop the presses
  
• the snub
  
• the snub
  
• limbo
  
• limbo
  
• princess
  
• princess
  
• things i categorically, emphatically did not say to my boyfriend’s mother this weekend
  
• things i categorically, emphatically did not say to my boyfriend’s mother this weekend
  
• the secret lives of perfect relationships
  
• the secret lives of perfect relationships
  
• sometimes i feel our lives falling into each other.
  
• sometimes i feel our lives falling into each other.
  

February 2004

• then she smiled as she whispered mañana
  
• then she smiled as she whispered mañana
  
• but did I mention the CRYING?
  
• but did I mention the CRYING?
  
• the puppy pills
  
• the puppy pills
  
• no-good-two-bit-good-for-nothings
  
• no-good-two-bit-good-for-nothings
  
• streak-free and not remotely eloquent
  
• streak-free and not remotely eloquent
  
• lingerie flunkout school
  
• lingerie flunkout school
  
• the unhaveable*
  
• the unhaveable*
  
• the new comment policy
  
• the new comment policy
  
• "sanctity"
  
• "sanctity"
  
• RIP Noah
  
• RIP Noah
  

January 2004

• because opinions are like assholes
  
• because opinions are like assholes
  
• havens, or a history told through chipped-paint walls
  
• havens, or a history told through chipped-paint walls
  
• nohabitation
  
• nohabitation
  
• aquarium
  
• aquarium
  
• other girls
  
• other girls
  
• completely un-fabulous
  
• completely un-fabulous
  
• in-between days
  
• in-between days
  
• busted
  
• busted
  
• the smitten method
  
• the smitten method
  
• confessions of a would-be minimalist
  
• confessions of a would-be minimalist
  
• retiring the scrunchie
  
• retiring the scrunchie
  

December 2003

• resolving
  
• resolving
  
• giving it up
  
• giving it up
  
• saccharine
  
• saccharine
  
• a christmas story of jewish confusion
  
• a christmas story of jewish confusion
  
• Pinch-Hitting
  
• Pinch-Hitting
  
• waking up the beast
  
• waking up the beast
  
• yesterday’s lunch
  
• yesterday’s lunch
  
• imagine me behind your eyes …*
  
• imagine me behind your eyes …*
  
• things I have done since saturday to make pretend that I don’t miss The Boy
  
• things I have done since saturday to make pretend that I don’t miss The Boy
  
• deal breakers
  
• deal breakers
  
• nothing but trouble
  
• nothing but trouble
  

November 2003

• yes, my friends ARE more fun than yours
  
• yes, my friends ARE more fun than yours
  
• two-timer
  
• two-timer
  
• without agenda
  
• without agenda
  
• 8 am Sunday morning
  
• 8 am Sunday morning
  
• performance anxiety
  
• performance anxiety
  
• flawed
  
• flawed
  
• the new man in my life
  
• the new man in my life
  
• self-deprecation
  
• self-deprecation
  

October 2003

• urban neverland
  
• urban neverland
  
• all the shame and none of the fun
  
• all the shame and none of the fun
  
• apology accepted, new york
  
• apology accepted, new york
  
• day four
  
• day four
  
• a catch
  
• a catch
  
• the big ten
  
• the big ten
  
• why I never let my friends set me up
  
• why I never let my friends set me up
  
• new york whacko club
  
• new york whacko club
  
• some other girl’s problem
  
• some other girl’s problem
  
• in case you didn’t already know …
  
• in case you didn’t already know …
  
• hell’s kitchen
  
• hell’s kitchen
  
• rough and tumble
  
• rough and tumble
  
• a tangled mess of inconsistencies
  
• a tangled mess of inconsistencies
  
• when debbie met ducky
  
• when debbie met ducky
  

September 2003

• 'inside out in the daytime, outside in the nighttime'
  
• 'inside out in the daytime, outside in the nighttime'
  
• things I do that are so girly and typical, I actually resent myself for being so, y’know, OBVIOUS
  
• things I do that are so girly and typical, I actually resent myself for being so, y’know, OBVIOUS
  
• things I do that girls don’t do, or so we’re led to believe
  
• things I do that girls don’t do, or so we’re led to believe
  
• dry spell
  
• dry spell
  
• how to drink vodka
  
• how to drink vodka
  
• i don’t usually go on about these sorts of things, but …
  
• i don’t usually go on about these sorts of things, but …
  
• something to sink your teeth into
  
• something to sink your teeth into
  
• hey, pot, it’s kettle. you’re black.
  
• hey, pot, it’s kettle. you’re black.
  
• date that ought to be in an after school special, or ASS for short
  
• date that ought to be in an after school special, or ASS for short
  

August 2003

• hiatus
  
• hiatus
  
• all the dirt and then some
  
• all the dirt and then some
  
• a heavy dose of sarcasm/ a smaller dose of self-control
  
• a heavy dose of sarcasm/ a smaller dose of self-control
  
• an A for effort
  
• an A for effort
  
• an open letter to the boys of online dating:
  
• an open letter to the boys of online dating:
  
• changing my tune
  
• changing my tune
  
• new car smell
  
• new car smell
  
• what you get when you taunt your day to sink lower at 9 AM ...
  
• what you get when you taunt your day to sink lower at 9 AM ...
  
• a challenge
  
• a challenge
  
• a proper dumping
  
• a proper dumping
  
• how to not woo me
  
• how to not woo me
  
• blind dating for apartments
  
• blind dating for apartments