reason number three hundred and forty two that i am a complete tool
I just called Alex, “I am just swamped, and it’s snowing, and I don’t know how I am going to get home and I can’t get all of this work done by the end of the day and now, they want to have this going-away party for me at 4:15 PM and I really don’t have time, because I have all this paperwork I have to finish. I think I am going to have to stay late.”
IT’S MY LAST DAY AT THIS JOB. EVER. PLEASE, SOMEBODY, REACH THROUGH THE COMPUTER SCREEN AND SHAKE SOME SENSE INTO ME.
I just turned in my resignation letter this afternoon, and you know what I did after that? Started planning the 30th anniversary party for the boss...the day after my last! What the f*&^ to I care? Trust me, we all do it.
Take a deep breath. Have a going away cupcake, then take the paper work and put a big pretty bow on it with a note that says "For the next sucker."
you need a drink.
Long days are the norm for most of us, Debbie, welcome to capitalism!
you won't be there tomorrow. if the paperwork doesnt get done, they wont even know where to find you and yell at you! and even if they do, those suckers already paid you!!!!!!!!
Hasan Diwan, you missed the point. It. Is. Her. Last. Day. Please don't patronize TheSmitten.
7 | SuperSpecialk | February 28, 2005 07:21 PM
So happy for ya! Long time coming.
Too late to do you any good, but after I gave notice at my last job, I spent the remaining time skipping around saying "What are you going to do? Fire me?" and then cackling maniacally.
Well, it's better than being a partial tool...isn't it?