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I have a fairly well-stocked kitchen. There are saffron sprigs, three shades of dal in the pantry, and thanks to Fresh Direct, more than one variety of par-baked artisanal rolls in the freezer, ready to spring into action as the moment demands. I have spent a lot of time working my way through futsy recipes: those that take more than an hour to prep; those in which each segment of the recipe requires a separate method; those with many asterisks expounding on individual ingredients in arrogant tones (i.e., this one basement store off Broadway where they grind the spice correctly, but otherwise, just omit and don’t insult the recipe with a knock-off). But lately, as soon as I see a recipe involving pressed carrot juice, dismantled whole artichokes, or lettuce that costs over $18 per pound, I resent it. I turn the page. I don’t imagine the 50s housewife oven-drying slices of tomato for two hours just to top off a lentil soup. (They were bland and I want those hours of my life back.)

And she, these days, is eerily my point person on all things domestic.

This brings me to the back of a can of Progresso artichoke hearts, and one of the most classic, Bridge Party-type, guaranteed-to-be-devoured-quickly-so-that-
you-can-take-your-tin-home-with-you-that-night (a concern at every Pot Luck Dinner, non?) recipes ever. The ingredients are common. The prep is simple. The result is pefect every time. I make it with pita chips – they take ten minutes. And this weekend, I added a “one bowl brownie” recipe to the back of my The recipe involves no 70% Valhrohna or Sharffen-Berger, double-boilers, no whisking separated in cooled metal bowls eggs, no lining with greased and floured hard-to-find parchment paper; I got it from the back of a box of Bakers Unsweetened Chocolate.

They were so. damn. good.

I ran across an article on Indiebride in which the author was once told: "Never learn to cook... Because if you do, that's all you'll do for the rest of your life." And I had to laugh because they said that like it was a bad thing. As someone who loves to cook, I always looked forward to having a willing mouth to feed whatever recipe I had dug up that day (oh, and wash the dishes when I am done, of course); I never considered myself chained to the kitchen. But, as my tastes change and I lose interest in both takeout and putting pounds back on that I worked hard to lose, I find myself cooking many nights where I’d rather not; this must be the true 50s housewife effect. More and more, I’m looking to her to bail me out.

Three recipes, reprinted without permission, after the jump.

Artichoke Dip
1 14-oz can artichoke hearts, drained, chopped
¾ cup mayonnaise (*I made this with low fat mayo this weekend and the taste was the same)
¼ cup grated parmesan cheese
1 tsp. lemon juice
Dash garlic powder.

Mix. Bake for 25-30 minutes at 350. Makes 2 cups.

Pita Chips
1 package miniature pitas, split; each layer split into six wedges
Garlic salt

Spread on baking sheet. Sprinkle with garlic salt. Bake until toasty and golden at edges.

Bakers One Bowl Brownies
4 squares unsweetened chocolate
3/4 cup (1.5 sticks) butter
2 cups sugar (*I used 1 3/4 - it was plenty sweet)
3 eggs
1 tsp. vanilla
1 cup flour
1 cup coarsely chopped peacans or walnuts (optional)

Microwave unsweetened chocolate and butter in large microwavable bowl on HIGH 2 minutes or until butter is melted. Stir until chocolate is completely melted.

Stir in sugar. Add eggs and vanilla and mix well. Add flour and pecans; stir until well blended. Spread greased and foil lined (* foil lined? I never saw this step and they came out just fine without it.) 13x9-inch baking pan.

Bake at 350 for 30 to 35 minutes (*Check at 25; that's when mine were done but also, our oven is whack) or until toothpick inserted in center comes out with fudgy crumbs. Do not overbake. Cool in pan.

24 servings. (* Yes, 24, of course...)

comments (30)

Well, if you DON'T like to cook, that is a tragedy! (Then again, um, I have no fun whatsoever in the kitchen, so I'm biased.)

1 | Jennifer | March 22, 2005 05:48 PM

Er...regarding the Indiebride article.

2 | Jennifer | March 22, 2005 05:50 PM

How very weird, because I just discovered that brownie recipe myself Sunday night! They were, hands down, the BEST brownies I've ever had. I applaude you; I own the cookbook "How to Cook Everything," and what the title should be is "How to Cook Everything If You Own the Entire Foodstuffs Market of the World."
Screw the 50's. I like to cook, too, but keep it simple, recipe-writers! I have other things to do!

3 | Jen | March 22, 2005 05:57 PM

My artichoke dip recipe calls for 1 can of artichoke hearts (I chop them up in my Pampered Chef food chopper), and a cup each of mayo and parmesean cheese. Yum, yum, yum.

4 | Courtney | March 22, 2005 07:57 PM

I enjoy cooking but the sad part is, the first thing I thought...I can make this yummy appetizer easier. They sell pita chips ...premade-pita chips

5 | nancy | March 22, 2005 08:40 PM

Courtney - The way it was originally taught to me was the 1:1:1 ratio. Later I saw the other on the can, tried it, and it worked just the same. Though, I always double the parmesan - yuuuuum.

nancy - I make them myself because then there is no oil whatsoever. When eating the "heart attack on a cracker" dip (as my friends named it), I figure every drop of oil spared counts.

6 | deb | March 22, 2005 08:45 PM

Browniiiies. I am dying for this brownie recipe!

7 | Mo | March 22, 2005 08:55 PM

I have the best brownie recipe ever - and while it's not the one on the back of the Baker's box, it's dead easy and great every time, as long as you perform one key step - put them in the refrigerator immediately after removing them from the oven (optional ice bath first if you want to cool them even more quickly) for maximum fudginess...



30 minutes from start to finish (including baking time of 20 minutes), one bowl (or saucepan if you melt the butter and chocolate on the stove instead) required, is all.

  • 4 ounces unsweetened chocolate
  • 8 tablespoons butter (1 stick)
  • 1 1/4 cups sugar
  • 1/4 teaspoon salt
  • 1 teaspoon vanilla extract
  • 2 large eggs
  • 1/2 cup flour
  • 2/3 cup chopped walnuts

  1. preheat oven to 400.
  2. line an 8" square baking pan with foil or parchment paper and let edges overhang on 2 sides.
  3. melt butter and chocolate in the microwave 2 minutes.
  4. stir to blend.
  5. stir in sugar,salt, vanilla and eggs with a wooden spoon.
  6. stir in flour until smooth.
  7. stir in walnuts.
  8. spread batter in the prepared pan.
  9. cook for 20 minutes and immediately refrigerate.
  10. when totally chilled remove from pan by picking up the 2 ends of foil and cut into 16 squares (spraying your knife with non-stick cooking spray will make cutting these a breeze).

8 | Betsy | March 22, 2005 09:17 PM

How very funny - you added yours as I was pasting mine in....

9 | Betsy | March 22, 2005 09:19 PM

Sing it, sister. Another back-of-the-bag recipe that is outstanding: the Tollhouse Cookie recipe. They're fab on their own, but if you add a smidge more vanilla and a smidge more salt, they are diabolical.

I too used to carve up helpless vegetables but now, if I can't prep it in 30 minutes (45 in a weekend), forget about it.

10 | Georgia Jones | March 22, 2005 11:28 PM

The point of foil-lining the pan is both to make it feasible to remove the brownies for easy cutting and also, if you are generous in your foil use, so that the pan remains clean. One less thing to wash.

11 | abby | March 23, 2005 08:27 AM

Hi, new poster here. I feel the same way about cooking. I learned I loved to do it last year, when I realized that cooking meant not cleaning plates pots or pans. I now find myself slaving away every night, cooking for boyfriend, roommate, anyone. It's great, and in some ways relaxing, but tiring. And expensive.

12 | M | March 23, 2005 08:54 AM

It's even more wonderful when both partners love to cook. Then cooking for the rest of your life is shared and even more fun. Lex and I have decided to cook every recipe in the Craft cookbook at least once by the time we get married. Something tells me that someone will be rolling us both down the aisle, but what the heck-- we'll both be smiling. And full.

13 | corie | March 23, 2005 09:27 AM

See, I enjoy cooking when I have the time, but the fact that you make your own pita chips puts you in another category.

14 | devon | March 23, 2005 11:16 AM

Admimittedly, it's a health thing. They're the only chips I've had that weren't fried but tasted awesome.

15 | deb | March 23, 2005 11:18 AM

Georgia Jones--try using different extracts in the Tollhouse cookies for a good time. My favorite is Tollhouse cookies with mint extract and mini-morsels. Holy heaven in a cookie.

16 | Jess | March 23, 2005 11:37 AM

I have your tin from last saturday when you made your world famous artichoke dip. I will return it the next time I know I will see you.

do you have Good Friday off? If so, let's party.

joce

17 | jocelyn | March 23, 2005 11:45 AM

Not only do I not have it off; I'm going to look at bridesmaids dresses that evening. Maybe late?

18 | deb | March 23, 2005 11:54 AM

I make my own pita chips as well because they're cheaper than buying chips and healthier. . .I hose them down with cooking spray to make them crispier faster and serve them with the world's EASIEST black bean dip:

1 can black beans, drained and rinsed
1 clove of garlic
1 tsp cumin
1 small can chopped green chiles

put above in blender/food processor and blend until mixed thouroughly.

really friggin easy and yummy.

19 | Beth Dudley | March 23, 2005 12:06 PM

I make this artichoke dip but I add about a half a can of chopped jalapenos. spicy gooooooood.

20 | alisha | March 23, 2005 01:56 PM

I make this artichoke dip but I add about a half a can of chopped green chiles. spicy gooooooood.

21 | alisha | March 23, 2005 01:56 PM

I too have found my favorite place is in the kitchen whipping something up for my very hungry friends! Deb, a great addition to the artichoke dip is chopped sun-dried tomatos.

22 | Margot | March 23, 2005 01:58 PM

i am talking about thursday night. I am going home friday afternoon to have dinner at the club with my parents dahling.

so lets party thursday night and you can just be hungover on friday.

23 | jocelyn | March 23, 2005 03:28 PM

Well, that's good, at least one day of my rainy Easter break is now sorted! Thanks Deb.

24 | emma | March 23, 2005 03:58 PM

how do you cook SO yummy all the time and give us these great recipes and still stick to weight watchers? are you still doing that? i am and man alive what i wouldn't give for that WHOLE BOWL of spin dip. damned temptress! ;-)

25 | cindi | March 23, 2005 04:23 PM

The plan had been to make brownies, bring elsewhere (Jocelyn's), and just have one.

Um, yeah.

26 | deb | March 23, 2005 04:29 PM

Man,I have never seen such a woman blowing a marriage.

27 | seagoddess | March 28, 2005 11:21 PM

Man,I have never seen such a woman blowing a marriage.

28 | seagoddess | March 28, 2005 11:21 PM

Man,I have never seen such a woman blowing a marriage.

29 | seagoddess | March 28, 2005 11:21 PM

I have a similar artichoke dip recipe--all the ingredients that are in yours plus a brick of softened cream cheese, a handful of bread crumbs, and about 2 cups of torn spinach. The cheese and the bread crumbs keep it from separating and getting icky as it cools, which was always my issue with the mayo-only thing.

30 | jennifer | March 30, 2005 05:13 PM

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