Oh... asparagus pee... also know as "stinkle". I'm not proud about knowing that.

LOL my favorite that isn't used much anymore is: "Floating an Air Biscuit"

My bother and I are notorious for coming up with phrases refering to masterbation just to wig out our mother. my favorite: "Punching Pedro"

howbout "makin' bears"? ...or a "grumpy"?

my boyfriend likes to say "man - i just dropped an 8-pounder" must be love!

"I just gave birth to a brown baby boy."

Although, I've never used that one personally...

[whistles innocently]

More poop humor! Nothing cheers up my day faster. Bring it.

"Dropping the kids off at the pool" - Stephen Colbert used that one in a Daily Show report on the Michael Jackson trial and I *only just* realized what it means, thanks to you.

Now if I could just decipher the phrase "poon tang," all would be right in the world. Is it something to do with raccoon roadkill?

I was hoping more people were going to post comments. I had a couple more I was going to add, but I don't want to be the Lone Ranger of poop humor. ;)

Ha! During Easter my uncle shared a heart warming family memory in which my cousin crawled out into suburbia one morning and "pinched a loaf" on the sidewalk.

I am also thoroughly entertained by the fact that your ads for this post are for fart machines.

Don't forget the "Evil Inside" sticker that should be slapped on most "Thrones" after a man emerges from the "Reading Room" .. or the endearing phrase "Broccoli Farts".

A good friend of mine (who is most definitely male) refers to his poop time as "growing a tail." I am better for having met him, for sure.

My dad, a normally conservative Singaporean man, likes to use the following:

: Bombing [insert country name per size of dump here]
: On the throne

Dropping the kids off at the pool has always been a personal favorite. That and "The train needs to leave the station."

For particularly difficult "movements":

"I had to Dukes of Hazzard it out."
"It was an Elvis."

If anybody needs clarification, just ask. :)

This might be a good time to brag that my fiancé can accurately onomatopoeia at least eight different types of, er, gaseous emissions, from the "broccoli last night" to the "walking down the street and you can't hear me!"

I'm marrying a man with some impressive skills, non?

Taking the Browns to the Super Bowl
Backing the brown caddy out of the garage
Dropping a load
The Hershey Squirts
Making a rock garden (only when I'm dehydrated)
Blowing out your "O" ring (a difficult task)

I'll stop now.

Please don't stop.

For under-blanket emissions in my home's bed, we use the traditional term "Dutch Oven" and reform to random nations and cooking appliences, i.e. "Japanese Microwave."

It's also fun to tell someone with something in their nose as having "bears in the cave."

I have one that is VERY politically incorrect so I won't post it here. Send me an e-mail if you wanna know it. But I'll warn you some people might find it very untasteful.

Yeah, living with boys will do that to you. I live with two. God help me. My personal favorite is "On deck". Spoken right before they "Let fly".

I can't believe no one has yet mentioned two of my favorite terms for the urgent need to evacuate one's bowels:

to have the turtle's head
touching cloth

growing up with four older brothers, I heard them all...I had completely forgotten about "beef" until I read this, though. It brought me right back to waking up on saturday mornings to an ass hanging in the doorway and the threat that one of them would "beef" in the doorway if I didn't wake up.
My two male roommates follow the rules of "safety"--if you fart, you must say safety before anyone else realizes it, otherwise they will shout "doorknob." Once "doorknob" is called, you must run to touch a doorknob or will have the living shit beat out of you. It's almost as adorable as the statutes and bylaws regarding "shotgun"--only with the added bonus of a stinky living room. Also, one friend of mine recently proudly announced that a disgusting emission of gas was one of his "Top 5 farts"--something he keeps track of, apparently.