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Conversations in the past month that have led me to say to my fiancé: I don’t know why my parents have to spend so much money on this party when we are clearly, already married.

  1. “Is it that hard to use a coaster? There are three, right here.”
  2. “Have you told me you love me yet today?” “Yes, this morning.” “No, I don’t think you did.” “I did! I’m right, you’re not.” “You’d rather be right than just tell me you love me a second time today?”
  3. “Ok, we need to clean the apartment, go to the gym, and start doing reception table arrangements. We’ve got free time tomorrow night. Sound good?” “Tomorrow night is Friday night.” “And…?”
  4. “I’m not sure if the wood stain on this coffee table will match the wood stain on our seven bookcases.”
  5. Sunday night, 11 PM: “I’m going to go to bed now.” “Bed? Woot!” “No, the sleeping kind of bed.”

comments (5)

[i just posted a comment but i dont think it worked. anyway what it said was..]
even more pathetic, this is the email i sent to my SO of one year:
"read the most recent post here: http://thesmitten.com/
at least three of the five sound like us"
:P

1 | kate | August 8, 2005 05:37 PM

Dang... sounds like my life!

2 | muffy | August 9, 2005 12:16 PM

ouch

3 | Master Foley | August 9, 2005 12:29 PM

Haha, I love #2.

4 | Pete | August 10, 2005 02:17 AM

Sounds SO familiar - and happily so!

5 | birdy | August 10, 2005 12:18 PM

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